“Weird” Al Yankovic’s funny plea not to throw your life away by downloading copyrighted songs.

But deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad, And the shame would leave a permanent scar, ‘Cause you start out stealing songs and then you’re robbing liquor stores, And sellin’ crack and runnin’ over school kids with your car. So don’t download this song. The record store’s where you belong. Go and buy the CD like you know that you should. Oh, don’t download this song…

Don’t take away money from artists just like me, How else can I afford another solid gold Hum-Vee, And diamond-studded swimming pools, These things don’t grow on trees, So all I ask is, “Everybody, please…”