In Honor of Stupid People . . .

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by its stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap.”

On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — “Do not turn upside down.”

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be hot after heating.”

On packaging for a Rowenta iron — “Do not iron clothes on body.”

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”

On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”

On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.”

On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for the other use.”

On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.”

On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”

On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”

On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”

****Blessed are the cracked: For it is they who let in the light*****