The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Boo will be dropped behind the lines and given the following information about the terrorists:

1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.