SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The State takes one cow and gives it to someone else.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and gives you a little bit of spoiled milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. State takes both of them, kills one and spills the milk in the sewage system.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.