Man’s walking down a country road and comes across a farmer with a three-legged pig. He asks, “Hey, how’d your pig lose a leg?”

The farmer replies, “Well, let me tell you a story. I was workin’ under the tractor when the jack slipped, pinning me under. This here pig ran in, re-set the jack, lifted the tractor up and pulled me to safety.”

“Wow,” the man said. “So, did the pig have his leg crushed by the tractor? How’d he lose his leg?”

“Well,” the farmer said, “Let me tell you another story. My daughter was out back swimming in the cement pond when she started to drown. This here pig dove in the pool, pulled her to safety, called 9-1-1 then gave her mouth-to-mouth until the paramedics arrived.”

“Really? That’s incredible! Did the pig strain himself while swimming? How did he lose his leg?”

“Well, let me tell you another story. My family and I were sound asleep when the house caught on fire. This here pig rushed in, woke us up, drug my youngest to safety then helped man the fire hoses when the fire department got there.”

“No kidding? That’s amazing! So, was the pig burned in the fire? How the heck did he lose a leg?”

“Well,” the farmer drawled. “Great pig like this, you don’t eat ‘em all at once.”