In the old wild west, a cowboy walks into a saloon, sits down at the bar and asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender serves him his whiskey and says, “You hear about the Brown Paper Cowboy? Hung him they did.”

The cowboy at the bar looks up and says “No, but why do they call him the Brown Paper Cowboy?”

The bartender explains, “They call him the Brown Paper Cowboy because all of his clothes are made of brown paper — his hat, his shirt, his pants — even his chaps are made entirely of brown paper.”

The cowboy asks, “So why’d they hang him?”

The bartender replies, “Rustlin’.”