An devout atheist is exploring the deepest wilds of the Amazon and suddenly finds himself surrounded by an obviously bloodthirsty crowd of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he mutters to himself “Oh God, I’m screwed…”

Suddenly, a blinding beam of light from heaven breaks through the rain-forest canopy and a majestic voice booms, “No, you are _not_ screwed. Pick up the stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing right in front of you.”

The explorer picks up the stone and bashes the living heck out of the chief.

As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by dozens of shocked natives, he hears God’s voice again, “Okay, _now_ you’re screwed.”