A man hated his wife’s cat and he decided to get rid of it.

He drove twenty blocks away from home and dropped the cat on the sidewalk. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.

The next day, he decided to drop the cat forty blocks away but the same thing happened. He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him.

At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.

Several hours later, the man called his wife at home and asked her, “Jen is the cat there?”

“Yes, why do you ask?” answered the wife.

Frustrated, the man said, “Put that cat on the phone. I’m lost and I need directions.”