A blonde, a brunette and a redhead escape from prison one night. They run through the woods, through the fields, they cross streams and rivers, dodge snakes and bears. All the while, the police are after them. Finally, they can run no more and they find an old barn. They run to the barn and climb up into the loft to rest and to hide.

A few minutes later, they hear the deputies come into the barn below them. One says to the other, “Climb that ladder and see if they’re in the loft.”

The girls don’t know what to do; they look around and find a pile of burlap bags and quickly crawl into them.

The deputy climbs into the loft, looks around and calls down, “There’s nothing up here, just a few burlap sacks of something.”

The other guy says, “Well, give ‘em a kick and make sure.”

So the deputy walkes over to the bag with the brunette in it, gives it a little kick and the brunette says, “Woof, woof” The Deputy calls down, “Ahh, just some puppies in that one.”

He gives the bag with the redhead in it a little kick, and the redhead says, “Meow, meow” The deputy calls down, “Ehh, just some kittens in that bag.”

The blonde knows what’s coming next. The deputy walks over and gives her bag a little kick and she says, “Potato, potato.”