Brand New Kittens

Al Gore is jogging one morning and sees a little boy on the corner with a box. He’s curious and runs over to the child and says, “What’s in the box, little boy?”

The kid says, “Kittens, Sir, they’re brand new kittens.”

Al laughs and says, “What kind of kittens are they?”

“They’re Democrats,” the child says.

“Oh, that’s cute,” Al Gore says as he runs off.

A couple days later, Al is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he sees the same little boy and his box just ahead. Al says to Bill, “Come on, you gotta check this out,” and they both jog over to the boy with the box. Al says, “Look in the box Bill, isn’t that cute? Look at those little kittens. Little boy, tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens those are.”

The boy replies, “They’re Republicans.”

“Whoa there, little fella!” Al says, “I came by here the other day and you told me your kittens were Democrats. Why the change?”

“Well,” the kid says, “Their eyes are open now.”