Former President Clinton is jogging slowly down the street one day, and he sees a little girl giving away puppies that her dog just had.

Eager for a rest, he walks over the girl and says, “Hi there, little girl. I see you’re giving away puppies and think it’s great that you’re doing such a good thing.”

The little girl says, “Thank you, Mister Clinton. Would you like a puppy? They’re Democrats.”

Slick Willy declines the offer and jogs on down the road. The next day he again jogs past the same girl and decides to stop and talk to her again. “You know what, little girl? I think I’ll take one of those puppies after all, seeing as how they’re Democrats.”

The girl says, “I’m sorry Mister Clinton, but they’re not Democrats any more. They’re Republicans now.”

Now a bit miffed, Clinton says, “They are? How do you know they’re Republicans? As a matter of fact, how did you know that they were Democrats to begin with?”

The little girl looked up at him sheepishly and said, “Well, sir, just after they were born they were Democrats, but now their eyes are open.”