Flat-footed Ducks and Elephants

Flat-footed Ducks and Elephants

October 15th, 2005 · No Comments

Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?

A: To put out burning camp fires.

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: To put out burning ducks.

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