Churchill, Reagan, Twain, Voltaire, and More
They all have something to say about government. Heed their warnings.
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. — Winston Churchill
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal [...]

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“Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.” - Chelsey, Age 7
“Forget the cake, go for the icing.” - Cynthia, Age 8
“Sleep in your clothes so you’ll be dressed in the morning.” - Stephanie, Age 8
“Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes.” - Carrol, Age 9
“Stay [...]

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Some coffee quotes:

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love. - Turkish proverbs
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos, 1913-1996, mathematician
A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Author Unknown
Among the numerous luxuries of the table…coffee may be considered as one of the most [...]

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The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.
#15 Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.
#14 Take your hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.
#13 If you run, you’ll only go to jail [...]

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In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: “Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”
On another Septic Tank Truck: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
At a Proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit please back in.”
On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
On a Church’s Billboard: “7 days without God makes [...]

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It’s old, but still amusing.
Lady Astor: “Winston, if I were your wife I’d put poison in your coffee.”
Winston: “Nancy, if I were your husband I’d drink it.”
The quote is apparently authentic, and came after days of prolonged arguments between Lady Astor and Churchill.
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