Former President Clinton was walking a dog around the his lawn early one morning.
He walked it past the guard post, and the agent on duty asked, “Sir, is that a new dog?”
Clinton nodded and replied, “Well, yes, I got it for my wife.”
The man looked at the the dog, then looked up with an approving [...]

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While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
“Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, [...]

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Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A God-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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Scott Ott of the Scrappleface Enterprise Institute brings us the hysterical satirical message, Because of Iraq II.
A great response to the silly Democrat Party claims that Bush caused terrorism.

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From the inbox…
If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theatre of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.
The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same [...]

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There’s smart and then there’s Kerry Smart.
God bless Scott Ott and God bless the United States Military.

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In time for Halloween, here’s another David Zucker commercial warning about Democrat party tax plans.

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Apparently kids who focus on learning math instead of focusing on how they feel actually learn more math. Who would have thunk it? Of course “educators” in the US find fault with the study, as it makes them feel bad.
As reported by Scrappleface:
But the survey of National Education Association (NEA) members shows that “five out [...]

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David Zucker, the genius behind Airplane, Top Secret!, the Scary Movie and Naked Gun franchises, and Police Squad (among others) gives us some background on Madeleine Albright’s approach to the North Korean nuclear crisis. (Albright, as you might remember, was President Clinton’s Secretary of State.) And, yes, they are not making this up. Funny video, [...]

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Is it time to end women’s suffrage? Well you be the judge.

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