Chief Ten Eagles had three wives, and all of them were pregnant.
The first wife gave birth to a wonderful baby boy. The chief was so happy he made her a deer hide tee pee.
Just a few days later, the second wife gave birth, also to a baby boy. The chief was very happy and built [...]

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A police officer was staking out a rowdy bar one night for possible DUI violators. Come closing time, a fellow wobbles out of the bar, stumbles on the curb, and tries his keys on five different cars before he finds his own. The man drops into the front seat and fumbles around with his keys [...]

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Farmer Joe and his best pig were driving down the road when a police officer pulled him over.
Officer Nealy asked the farmer, “Sir, didn’t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of your vehicle?”
The farmer replied, “Nah, I didn’t knows that.”
When the cop asked the farmer where [...]

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What is on Martha Stewart’s holiday to do list? Well, according to my Inbox, this is what she was doing back in late 1996 and early 1997.
December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray-paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards.
December 2 - Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record [...]

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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the expectant father that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. In fact, his son is just a head!
However, the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.
Well, [...]

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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and, when called upon, one by one began to tell their stories.
“Johnny, do you have a story to share?”
“Yes ma’am. My daddy told me [...]

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The David Hasslehoff walks into a bar. He says, “Okay, listen up. From now on I want to be called David Hoff? That okay?”
The barkeep replies, “Okay, David — no hassle.”
Related PostsThe Hoff Says Jump In My CarMr. David Hasselhoff has clearly gone completely insane. Like, the funny insane that chicks dig.

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Former President Clinton was walking a dog around the his lawn early one morning.
He walked it past the guard post, and the agent on duty asked, “Sir, is that a new dog?”
Clinton nodded and replied, “Well, yes, I got it for my wife.”
The man looked at the the dog, then looked up with an approving [...]

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Young John received a parrot as a gift. Unfortunately, the parrot had a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and chock full of profanity.
Poor John tried and tried to modify the bird’s attitude by using only nice, polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he [...]

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Out for a stroll, a man saw an cheerful old lady sitting on her front porch and stopped for a chat. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?”
“Well, Mister, I smoke 4 packs a day. Then before I go to bed, I smoke some [...]

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