The Sunday School teacher was describing how, while they were fleeing Sodom, Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt. Little Jason interrupted, “My mommy looked back once, while she was driving,” he announced triumphantly, “and she turned into a telephone pole!” Related PostsShare EverythingA little old couple walked slowly into McDonald’s [...]

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The Cheating Painter There was a painter named Wayne who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a [...]

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A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Texas one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said,”Please don’t jump, think of your dear mother and father.” He replied, “Mom and Dad [...]

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This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary. For my sixty-fifth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college tennis team 45 [...]

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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, [...]

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Former President Clinton is jogging slowly down the street one day, and he sees a little girl giving away puppies that her dog just had. Eager for a rest, he walks over the girl and says, “Hi there, little girl. I see you’re giving away puppies and think it’s great that you’re doing such a [...]

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Two blondes are strolling down the sidewalk when one says to the other, ”Hey, look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, ”Where?” Related PostsBlonde Jokes In A BarA guy is having a few drinks in a bar. He leans over to the big woman next [...]

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An devout atheist is exploring the deepest wilds of the Amazon and suddenly finds himself surrounded by an obviously bloodthirsty crowd of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he mutters to himself “Oh God, I’m screwed…” Suddenly, a blinding beam of light from heaven breaks through the rain-forest canopy and a majestic voice booms, “No, you [...]

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A buxom young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. After spying a pair on a lady in a small town, she wanted her own genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was reluctant to pay the high prices local vendors were asking. After becoming frustrated with one of the shopkeeper’s no-haggle [...]

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It was time for final exams. One student was desperately depending on getting one specific correct answer on the chemistry test to pass the semester. The question befuddling him was, “If H2O is water, what is H2O4?” This was a quick question for most, but the student spent quite some time mentally mucking about with [...]

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