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A young boy enters the barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you [...]

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The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqis…

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by its stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

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Two ninety year old men, Joe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying, and Joe comes to visit him every day.

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“You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy and if there’s anybody you want to make happy, it’s God. Don’t skip church or do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong and besides the sun doesn’t come out at the beach until noon anyway.”

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