An Inquisitive Little Girl Makes A Discovery
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature.
Suddenly she stopped and stared at the ground. He went over [...]

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Sightings
I received this in email, and it was titled Idiot Sightings. However, as that’s not very charitable, let’s just call them Sightings, and you can decide how you want to characterize them.
I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have [...]

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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, “Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure chief, coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the [...]

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In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: “Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”
On another Septic Tank Truck: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
At a Proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit please back in.”
On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
On a Church’s Billboard: “7 days without God makes [...]

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It was October, and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. He had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn’t tell what the winter was going to be like. To be on the safe [...]

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From the too-full inbox.

If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting [...]

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A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.
Afterward, the American team became very discouraged and morally depressed. The American management decided the [...]

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My inbox overfloweth…
The young girl of the house, by way of punishment for some minor misdemeanor, was compelled to eat her dinner alone at a little table in a corner of the dining room. The rest of the family paid no attention to her presence until they heard her audibly praying over her repast: “I [...]

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Another from the inbox.
After twenty years of shaving himself every morning, a man in a small Southern town decided he had enough. He told his wife that he intended to let the local barber shave him each day. He put on his hat and coat and went to the barbershop, which was owned by the [...]

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This is from the inbox. The answering machine message is not real, but is based on a real situation at the Palisades Charter High School in California. They instituted a policy where students with ten or more unexcused absences per semester would fail the term. In February 2002, 130 students of the 2500 total failed [...]

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