Several race horses are standing around in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “You know, in my last 15 races, I’ve won eight of them!”

Another horse shakes his head and chimes in, “Well, in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!”

“Oh, that’s good,” says another, flicking his tail. “But in my last 36 races, I’ve won 28!”
Just then, they notice a greyhound dog that has been sitting there listening to them. “I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, “but in my 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”

The horses are clearly amazed. “Wow,” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog.”