A guy is having a few drinks in a bar.

He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, “Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?”

The big woman replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. Sure, I’m blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I’m a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6′ 2″ and 220 lbs; she’s an ex-pro wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who’s 6′ 5″, weighs 250 lbs., and she’s a professional kick boxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?”

The guy blinks, swallows, and thinks about it for a second then says, “No, not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.”