Farmer Joe and his best pig were driving down the road when a police officer pulled him over.
Officer Nealy asked the farmer, “Sir, didn’t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of your vehicle?”
The farmer replied, “Nah, I didn’t knows that.”
When the cop asked the farmer where he was going, Joe said, “Memphus.”
The cop said, “Well, I’ll let you off the hook this time if you promise to take that pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis.” The farmer promised that he would.
Several days later the Officer Nealy spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road so he pulled him over again.
The officer said, “Mister, I thought I told you to take your pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis.”
To this the farmer replied, “Well, sir, officer, I did. We had so much fun, today I’m taking him to the circus.”

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