An elderly couple were walking about the streets of their city, Moscow.They each feel drops of moisture on their faces. The man says that it is snowing, but his wife is convinced that it’s raining. Finally, they see General Rudolph walking by, and the woman calls him over to settle the dispute. The general says [...]

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First-year students at Oklahoma State’s Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: [...]

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A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, What’cha gonna do about it? Well, [...]

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