A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Hey I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”
The pirate raised an eyebrow. “What do you mean? I feel fine.”
“Um, what about the wooden leg? As I recall, you didn’t have that last time you were here.”
The pirate nodded, “Oh, yeah. [...]

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A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, “I shot [...]

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A Sunday School teacher asked Johnny, “Do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?”
“No,” he replied. “How could he, with just two worms?”
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