Churchill, Reagan, Twain, Voltaire, and More
They all have something to say about government. Heed their warnings.
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. — Winston Churchill
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The Sunday School teacher was describing how, while they were fleeing Sodom, Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt.
Little Jason interrupted, “My mommy looked back once, while she was driving,” he announced triumphantly, “and she turned into a telephone pole!”
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Crazy Beard
If you’re applying for a job, watch your beard. Make sure it doesn’t start thieving the interviewer’s Skittles. That’s bad.

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Sightings
I received this in email, and it was titled Idiot Sightings. However, as that’s not very charitable, let’s just call them Sightings, and you can decide how you want to characterize them.
I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have [...]

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Bird Man Scores Skittles in Aerie
There are several ways to score some Skittles. You can buy Skittles, of course. You can trade a singing rabbit for Skittles. Or, you can climb into an eagle’s nest and wait to be fed. Duh.

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Trade Skittles for a Singing Rabbit?
How do you decide what to barter? Think hard about this. Would you trade a bag of Skittles for a singing rabbit? It’s not a trick question, but you had better be careful and remember to Treasure the Skittles Rainbow.

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