A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Texas one day.
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said,”Please don’t jump, think of your dear mother and father.”
He replied, “Mom and Dad are both [...]

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Here’s a video of a Sims fella lip-syncing Ray Stevens “I’m My Own Grandpa.”

Related PostsMuppets I’m My Own GrandpaHere are the Muppets performing the song I’m My Own Grandpa, which is currently being set to footage…

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This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.
Dear Diary.
For my sixty-fifth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college tennis team 45 years ago, [...]

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Here are the Muppets performing the song I’m My Own Grandpa, which is currently being set to footage captured from Sims.
Originally recorded by Lonzo and Oscar in 1947, I’m My Own Grandpa was written by Moe Jaffe and Dwight Latham. The song has been recorded by many people over the years, including Guy Lombardo, Ray [...]

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