Kids running their mouths and getting ape crazy on you? Here’s the drug-free, new and old, tried and true method of curring Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD or ADHD). Back in the day, we’d get out of line, get swatted, then stop getting out of line. For a while, at least. Related PostsThree Old Ladies from [...]

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Former President Clinton is jogging slowly down the street one day, and he sees a little girl giving away puppies that her dog just had. Eager for a rest, he walks over the girl and says, “Hi there, little girl. I see you’re giving away puppies and think it’s great that you’re doing such a [...]

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On the one hand this Free Hugs video is pathetic, but on the other hand it’s touching. Ha ha ha. Touching. Good way to get punched in the mouth… I mean, eventually. Share the love. Peath out, Napoleon. Related PostsDress CodeA guy walks into an upscale bar wearing a shirt open at the collar. He [...]

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David Zucker has a new scary-funny video, this time lampooning the James Baker and the Iraq Study Group Report, drawing the obvious parallel between Neville Chamberlain’s appeasement of Hitler and Baker’s weak effort. (You might some of Zucker’s previous videos were posted here. He also brought us the comedies Airplane!, Police Squad, Top Secret!, and [...]

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Two blondes are strolling down the sidewalk when one says to the other, ”Hey, look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, ”Where?” Related PostsBlonde Jokes In A BarA guy is having a few drinks in a bar. He leans over to the big woman next [...]

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An devout atheist is exploring the deepest wilds of the Amazon and suddenly finds himself surrounded by an obviously bloodthirsty crowd of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he mutters to himself “Oh God, I’m screwed…” Suddenly, a blinding beam of light from heaven breaks through the rain-forest canopy and a majestic voice booms, “No, you [...]

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A buxom young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. After spying a pair on a lady in a small town, she wanted her own genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was reluctant to pay the high prices local vendors were asking. After becoming frustrated with one of the shopkeeper’s no-haggle [...]

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The BBC interviews their contacts within the Iraqi insurgency. The interview is helpfully subtitled. Related PostsDeaths In Iraq vs Washington DCFrom the inbox… If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq th…Baseball in HeavenCute email. Two ninety year old men, Joe and Sam, have been friends all their [...]

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It was time for final exams. One student was desperately depending on getting one specific correct answer on the chemistry test to pass the semester. The question befuddling him was, “If H2O is water, what is H2O4?” This was a quick question for most, but the student spent quite some time mentally mucking about with [...]

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Chief Ten Eagles had three wives, and all of them were pregnant. The first wife gave birth to a wonderful baby boy. The chief was so happy he made her a deer hide tee pee. Just a few days later, the second wife gave birth, also to a baby boy. The chief was very happy [...]

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