Young John received a parrot as a gift. Unfortunately, the parrot had a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and chock full of profanity. Poor John tried and tried to modify the bird’s attitude by using only nice, polite words, playing soft music, and anything else [...]

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Check out the incredibly funny movie Office Space recut as a thriller. Related PostsClever Signs In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: “Yesterday’s…Shining RecutThe Shining, only this time, it’s recut, remastered, and redux. It’s a shining example of uplifting,…Paddy Prays for Parking SpacePaddy was driving down the [...]

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Out for a stroll, a man saw an cheerful old lady sitting on her front porch and stopped for a chat. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?” “Well, Mister, I smoke 4 packs a day. Then before I go to bed, I smoke [...]

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While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these [...]

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A woman finds herself in trouble at Burger King and calls 911. Frightening situation. Be careful folks. Related PostsSome Kind of SightingsSightings I received this in email, and it was titled Idiot Sightings. However, as that’s not ver…The Brown Paper CowboyIn the old wild west, a cowboy walks into a saloon, sits down at the [...]

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A father noticed that his young son was spending entirely too much time playing video games. In an effort to motivate the boy to pay more attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his son, “When Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” The son replied, “Well, [...]

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Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A God-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have. Related PostsFree PuppiesFormer President Clinton is jogging slowly down the street one day, and he sees a little girl giving…KittensBrand New Kittens Al Gore is jogging one morning and [...]

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Scott Ott of the Scrappleface Enterprise Institute brings us the hysterical satirical message, Because of Iraq II. A great response to the silly Democrat Party claims that Bush caused terrorism. Related PostsDeaths In Iraq vs Washington DCFrom the inbox… If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq th…Zucker [...]

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How dare John F-ing Kerry slam the United States Military. At least they have a sense of humor, Lurch. Who cares if your “joke” was a botched job, Kerry, you are a botched job. Seen at HotAir, Michelle Malkin and at Drudge. Malkin is all over this one as usual. Related PostsVeterinary School IntroFirst-year students [...]

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Luxury cars have come a long way, baby. Kaffee in hohen dosen, indeed. Related PostsHunting a Farmer’s MuleA carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard. The driver went up to…Photo Speed TrapA driver was caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and then [...]

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