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Entries from November 2006

Don LaFontaine

November 30th, 2006 · No Comments

Here’s an ABC interview with Don LaFontaine, the voice behind the movie trailers.

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Tags: video

Martha Stewart’s Christmas Calendar

November 30th, 2006 · No Comments

What is on Martha Stewart’s holiday to do list? Well, according to my Inbox, this is what she was doing back in late 1996 and early 1997.
December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray-paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards.
December 2 - Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record [...]

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Tags: Jokes

The Chicken Gun

November 28th, 2006 · No Comments

From the inbox, not exactly true, but there is a chicken gun used by the USAF and NASA.
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with [...]

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Only A Head

November 26th, 2006 · No Comments

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the expectant father that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. In fact, his son is just a head!
However, the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.
Well, [...]

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Tags: Jokes

I Love You Mama

November 25th, 2006 · No Comments

Touching moment between mother and daughter.

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Tags: commercials · video

Aunt Karen

November 23rd, 2006 · No Comments

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and, when called upon, one by one began to tell their stories.
“Johnny, do you have a story to share?”
“Yes ma’am. My daddy told me [...]

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The Hoff

November 20th, 2006 · No Comments

The David Hasslehoff walks into a bar. He says, “Okay, listen up. From now on I want to be called David Hoff? That okay?”
The barkeep replies, “Okay, David — no hassle.”
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Shining Recut

November 19th, 2006 · No Comments

The Shining, only this time, it’s recut, remastered, and redux. It’s a shining example of uplifting, inspiring, and downright downhome fun.

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The Hoff Says Jump In My Car

November 18th, 2006 · No Comments

Mr. David Hasselhoff has clearly gone completely insane. Like, the funny insane that chicks dig.
From the CD Jump In My Car.

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Tags: Music · video

New Dog

November 16th, 2006 · No Comments

Former President Clinton was walking a dog around the his lawn early one morning.
He walked it past the guard post, and the agent on duty asked, “Sir, is that a new dog?”
Clinton nodded and replied, “Well, yes, I got it for my wife.”
The man looked at the the dog, then looked up with an approving [...]

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Tags: Jokes · Politics