David Zucker, the genius behind Airplane, Top Secret!, the Scary Movie and Naked Gun franchises, and Police Squad (among others) gives us some background on Madeleine Albright’s approach to the North Korean nuclear crisis. (Albright, as you might remember, was President Clinton’s Secretary of State.) And, yes, they are not making this up. Funny video, [...]

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Having just moved into his new office, a pompous new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.
Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, “Yes, General, I’ll be seeing him this afternoon and I’ll pass [...]

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Another great Spike Jonze jogging commercial, this time for Adidas. Kind of amusing but very cool, very dreamy.

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A guy is having a few drinks in a bar.
He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, “Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?”
The big woman replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. Sure, I’m blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I’m a professional [...]

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A great Nike jogging commercial directed by Spike Jonze for Y2K. Funny but motivating, especially for joggers. Just do it. Indeed.

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A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” the doctor asks.
“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”
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A lady buys a pub and in walks a horse. This is just too perfect to be true, but let’s pretend that it is until someone proves otherwise.
Peggy the horse is a regular at the bar in the Alexandra Hotel.
Jackie Gray recently became landlady at the Alexandra Hotel in Jarrow, Tyneside.
She says she got a [...]

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A cabbie picks up a tourist in New York City on a dark night.
After a couple minutes of driving, the passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams, loses control of the car, almost hits a bus, drives up onto a sidewalk, and stops mere inches from a shop [...]

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From How It Should Have Ended comes an alternate ending to the classic (and very disturbing) thriller Se7en, starring Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman.

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