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Entries from October 2006

Chased by a Coffin

October 31st, 2006 · No Comments

A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… behind him. Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him. BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, [...]

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Zucker’s The Taxman Cometh

October 30th, 2006 · No Comments

In time for Halloween, here’s another David Zucker commercial warning about Democrat party tax plans. Related PostsZucker on Iraq Study GroupDavid Zucker has a new scary-funny video, this time lampooning the James Baker and the Iraq Study Gr…Video: Madeleine Albright and Kim Jong-ilDavid Zucker, the genius behind Airplane, Top Secret!, the Scary Movie and Naked [...]

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Tags: Politics · commercials · video


October 29th, 2006 · No Comments

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, man. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Officer: Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR! Related PostsNo related posts

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Weird Al Says Don’t Download This Song

October 27th, 2006 · No Comments

“Weird” Al Yankovic’s funny plea not to throw your life away by downloading copyrighted songs. But deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad, And the shame would leave a permanent scar, ‘Cause you start out stealing songs and then you’re robbing liquor stores, And sellin’ crack and runnin’ over school [...]

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Tags: Music · video


October 25th, 2006 · 1 Comment

David Hartwig’s dog Skidboot is one of the most amazing animals I’ve ever seen. Skidboot might not make you giggle, but he’s bound to make you smile. Also visit skidboot.com. Related PostsNo related posts

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Scrappleface: 5 Out Of 4 Math Teachers

October 25th, 2006 · No Comments

Apparently kids who focus on learning math instead of focusing on how they feel actually learn more math. Who would have thunk it? Of course “educators” in the US find fault with the study, as it makes them feel bad. As reported by Scrappleface: But the survey of National Education Association (NEA) members shows that [...]

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Tags: Education · News · Politics

Good Advice From Children

October 23rd, 2006 · No Comments

“Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.” – Chelsey, Age 7 “Forget the cake, go for the icing.” – Cynthia, Age 8 “Sleep in your clothes so you’ll be dressed in the morning.” – Stephanie, Age 8 “Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes.” – [...]

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Chickens Want More Books

October 21st, 2006 · No Comments

So, two chickens walk up to the desk at a library and say, “Buk Buk Buk.” The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and produces three books for them. The chickens take the books and leave. A few hours later, the same two chickens, now a bit flustered, return to the librarian and [...]

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Saving Private Ryan Redux

October 20th, 2006 · No Comments

From How It Should Have Ended comes another take on Saving Private Ryan, the Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg classic World War II movie. Related PostsSunday Afternoon FlightA doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small priv…Shining RecutThe Shining, only this time, it’s recut, [...]

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One Tough Teacher

October 18th, 2006 · No Comments

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a cast around his torso. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy [...]

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