A man hated his wife’s cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove twenty blocks away from home and dropped the cat on the sidewalk. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat forty blocks away but the [...]
Entries from September 2006
That Darned Cat
September 30th, 2006 · No Comments
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Bubba
September 28th, 2006 · No Comments
As usual, Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone who is anyone. Just name someone, and I know them.” Tired of the constant boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?” “You bet. Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So [...]
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Lord Of The Rings Fast Ending
September 25th, 2006 · No Comments
You know, Lord Of The Rings did not have to be eighty nine hours long. Could have been over in a flash. From the folks at How It Should Have Ended. Related PostsRunning to Bible ClassA little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late [...]
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Field Trip to the Police Station
September 23rd, 2006 · No Comments
Little Billy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. While there, they saw the wanted pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label read, “The 10 Most Wanted.” A few of the kids pointed to a picture and one of them asked the officer escorting them if it really [...]
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A Blonde Gets A Loan
September 21st, 2006 · No Comments
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to [...]
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Sprint Nextel Crime Deterrent
September 18th, 2006 · No Comments
Sprint Nextel phones feature live TV, wireless music downloads, email, and crime deterrent. Related PostsNo related posts
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Lone Ranger and Tonto
September 15th, 2006 · No Comments
The Lone Ranger and Tonto, hot and exhausted from the trail, walked into a bar and sat down to have a beer. After a few minutes a cowboy walks in and, in a loud voice, asks “Who owns the big white horse tied up out front?” Expecting a fight, the Lone Ranger stands and says, [...]
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Crusoe and Friday
September 12th, 2006 · No Comments
Robinson Crusoe had fallen terribly ill. Just before dropping into a coma, he called for his man Friday to help him. Friday, not knowing what else to do, went outside of Crusoe’s tent and danced around and prayed for God to come and help his master. Shortly afterwards, Crusoe awoke from his coma and groggily [...]
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Braveheart Alternate Ending
September 10th, 2006 · No Comments
The folks at How It Should Have Ended have posted an alternate ending to Mel Gibson’s excellent movie, Braveheart. “I didn’t see that coming.” No kidding. Related PostsSe7en Alternate EndingFrom How It Should Have Ended comes an alternate ending to the classic (and very disturbing) thrille…
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Jet Engines and Fighter Pilots
September 9th, 2006 · No Comments
Q: What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine? A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down. Related PostsFighter Pilot AdviceA tough old fighter pilot once counseled his young grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, t…Find the Fighter PilotQ: How do you know if there [...]
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