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Entries from August 2006

Vova Galchenko Has Skills

August 13th, 2006 · No Comments

Top juggler Vova Galchenko in a video for Fat Boy Slim’s That Old Pair Of Jeans. Just flat-out amazing.

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The Stubborn Couch

August 12th, 2006 · No Comments

A man called his neighbour to help him move a couch that had become wedged in the doorway. They got on either end of the couch and struggled until they were sweating and exhausted, but the couch just wouldn’t budge.
“Oh, forget it,” the man finally gasped. “We’ll never get this in.”
A frustrated voice came from [...]

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Eggplant Sale

August 10th, 2006 · No Comments

A local greengrocer put up a sign that read “Eggplants, 25¢ each - or three for a dollar.”
All day long, customers came in exclaiming: “Don’t be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!”
Meekly the grocer gave in and packaged four eggplants.
Meanwhile the tailor next door had been watching and finally asked the greengrocer, “Aren’t [...]

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The Gift

August 8th, 2006 · No Comments

One day Sam was at the mall shopping when he meets his friend Abe just outside the jewellers. Sam notices that Abe has a little gift-wrapped box in his hands.
“So what have you just purchased Abe?” Sam asks.
“Well,” replies Abe, “it’s my sweet Rifka’s birthday tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she [...]

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Trunk Monkey Takes One

August 6th, 2006 · No Comments

In another SuperBowl commercial for Suburban Auto Group, the Trunk Monkey takes a ticket for the team.

Related PostsMonkey BusinessStart with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a se…Trunk Monkey ChaperoneTrunk Monkey chaperones a teenage couple on a date in this Suburban Auto Group commercial.
Trunk [...]

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Tags: commercials · video

A Woman and Two Salesmen

August 4th, 2006 · No Comments

Two salesmen were going door to door and knocked on the door of a woman. She made it clear that she was not buying anything that day. She told them in no uncertain terms she did not want to hear their pitch and slammed the door in their faces.
To her surprise, the door did not [...]

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Photo Speed Trap

August 1st, 2006 · No Comments

A driver was caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and then photographed his car.
He received a ticket for $40 in the mail along with a nice photo of his car.
Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of two twenty dollar bills.
Several days later he received a [...]

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