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Entries from August 2006

Humble Pilot

August 30th, 2006 · No Comments

Q: What’s the difference between God and a fighter pilot? A: God doesn’t think He’s a fighter pilot. Related PostsFind the Fighter PilotQ: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: He’ll tell you.Fighter Pilot AdviceA tough old fighter pilot once counseled his young grandson that if he wanted [...]

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Weapon Of Choice

August 28th, 2006 · No Comments

The recent contest for That Old Pair Of Jeans is cause enough to revisit one of the best music videos ever. Here Christopher Walken gets mighty funky in the Fatboy Slim’s video for Weapon of Choice. Related PostsNo related posts

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The Old Outhouse

August 28th, 2006 · No Comments

There once was a boy who lived way out in the country. His family was poor and they had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was blistering hot in the summer, frigid cold in the winter and it smelled awful all the time. Their outhouse was sitting on the [...]

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Scientists Challenge God

August 26th, 2006 · No Comments

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer need you. [...]

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Pastor Visits

August 25th, 2006 · No Comments

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house, though, it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. So, he took out a card and wrote “Revelation 3:20″ on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When [...]

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Calming A Child

August 24th, 2006 · No Comments

Just as a crowded jet is about to take off, the quiet is broken by a five-year-old boy who picks that exact moment to throw a hysterical tantrum. No matter what his embarrassed and frustrated mother does to try to calm him, the child continues to scream and kick the seats around him. Then, from [...]

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Find the Fighter Pilot

August 22nd, 2006 · No Comments

Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: He’ll tell you. Related PostsHumble PilotQ: What’s the difference between God and a fighter pilot? A: God doesn’t think He’s a fighter pil…Fighter Pilot AdviceA tough old fighter pilot once counseled his young grandson that if he wanted to live [...]

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Big Tipper

August 21st, 2006 · No Comments

A pizza delivery boy arrived at the home of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After taking the pizza and paying the delivery boy, Larry asked, “What’s the usual tip?” “Well, honestly,” replied the youth, “this is my first trip, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of [...]

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Angie Humphries’ Old Pair Of Jeans

August 15th, 2006 · 3 Comments

Another entry in the Fat Boy Slim video contest for That Old Pair Of Jeans, this time from Aussie hula hooper Angie Humphries. She got honorable mention, since the Fatboy liked it, but didn’t win because hooping isn’t juggling. Related PostsPacking On Some PoundsA woman had packed on a few pounds. It was most noticeable, [...]

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Bragging Horses

August 15th, 2006 · No Comments

Several race horses are standing around in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “You know, in my last 15 races, I’ve won eight of them!” Another horse shakes his head and chimes in, “Well, in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!” “Oh, that’s good,” says another, flicking his [...]

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