A couple’s once-happy married life almost fell apart because of old Aunt Emma, who had taken up residence in the house.
For seventeen agonizing years she lived with them, always crotchety, always demanding.
Then, eventually, old Emma passed away.
On their way back from the cemetery, the husband confessed to his wife, “Darling, if I didn’t love you [...]

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A woman had packed on a few pounds. It was most noticeable, she thought, when she squeezed herself into her old blue jeans.
Wondering if the added weight was noticeable to everyone else, she asked her husband, “Honey, do these jeans make me look like the side of the house?”
“No, dear, not at all,” he [...]

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The Ecuadorian captain grew increasingly anxious over rumours of an impending air strike from neighbouring Peru.
“Pedro,” he ordered his aide, “I want you to climb that mountain and report any signs of Peruvian military activity.”
“Si, Capitano!” Pedro humped it up the mountain, and just after crossing the ridge he saw a squadron of planes in [...]

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In this Suburban Auto Group commercial, Trunk Monkey combats road rage.

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A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud “THUMP” and then he would swerve back on the road.
One day, [...]

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At dawn George Smith’s telephone rings. “Hello, Señor Smith? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house.”
“Oh, good morning, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is everything alright?”
“Umm… I am just calling to tell you, sir, that… your parrot Scratchy died today.”
“My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International parrot [...]

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First in a series of SuperBowl commercials for Suburban Auto Group, the Trunk Monkey Theft Retrieval System.

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One day a newspaper reporter went to interview a blind sky diver. “So, tell me, how do you manage to get out of the plane?” the reporter asked.
“Oh, easy,” said the skydiver, “they stand me in the doorway, put the rip cord ring in my hand and tell me when to jump.”
“That’s great, but how [...]

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A little old couple walked slowly into McDonald’s one cold winter. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking. “Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, [...]

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