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Abraham was a poor old tailor whose shop was situated next to a snooty French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of his shop and eat his black bread and herring while smelling the wonderful odors coming from the restaurant’s kitchen.
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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. “How was he killed?” asked one detective.
“With a golf gun,” the other detective replied.
“A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?”
“I don’t know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.”
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President George W. Bush and Steve Bridges as President George W. Bush at the White House Correspondants’ Association Dinner. Bridges is does a great Bush impersonation, and Bush is a great sport poking fun at himself.

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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?”
The agent replies, “Just a minute…”
“Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.
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“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said, “and I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.”
“Thank you. That’s very fair, your honor,” the husband said. “In fact, every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.”
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Another EDS SuperBowl commercial, Building Airplanes In The Sky isn’t quite as funny as Cat Herding or Running With The Squirrels, but then what is? It is still amusing and effective, and included here for to complete the set.

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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, “Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late!”
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