A great EDS commercial from the 2001 SuperBowl, Running With The Squirrels. It still cracks me up.

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Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.”
The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a [...]

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This is the best exam answer ever.
Ha.
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Here’s a funny comic from the Detroit News.
Well, it’s funny, but it sure does say a lot about the frightening state of education in today’s schools. Can anyone say “homeschooling?”
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Einstein, it is said, was once asked by a layperson to explain how radio works.
“Well,” he said, “first I need to explain the telegraph. The telegraph is like a giant cat. The cat’s head might be in New York, and the cat’s tail in London. You pull on the tail in London, and the cat [...]

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The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.
#15 Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.
#14 Take your hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.
#13 If you run, you’ll only go to jail [...]

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I picked this up from some Taiwanese friends back in the eighties (and am partial to pens), and people are often asking me “what the?” Well, turns out there are some pen and pencil-spinning websites out there. Yep, even a Wikipedia page.
Here’s a YouTube video:

Saw the Pentrix site originally on LifeHacker.
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
“Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why is the groom wearing black?”
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As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends, who had died while traveling through the area.
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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
It was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down [...]

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