A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”
Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
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Some coffee quotes:

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love. - Turkish proverbs
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos, 1913-1996, mathematician
A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Author Unknown
Among the numerous luxuries of the table…coffee may be considered as one of the most [...]

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One of the best and funniest commercials ever, EDS’s SuperBowl ad Cat Herding was an instant a classic.

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Here’s some good old time, from nifty gif-trickery.
The idea is to count the men, then after the shift, figure out where the extra man came from.

Via Neatorama.
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, “Johnny, what is the matter?”
Little Johnny responded, [...]

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A man had been driving through the night and by morning decided he needed some sleep. He looked for and found a quiet spot near a jogging trail where he reclined his seat and began his snooze. Just as he drifted off, there was a knock at his window. Startled, he opened his eyes and [...]

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In a small rural town the sheriff also happened to fill the role of the town veterinarian.
One night the phone rang, and his wife answered.
A somewhat frazzled voice inquired, “Is your husband there?”
“Do you need the sheriff or the vet?” the wife asked.
“Well, both!” was the reply. “We can’t get our dog’s mouth open, and [...]

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This is the hilarious Evolution of Dance video from “Inspirational Comedian” Judson Laipply. According to his website, it’s the finale to his Inspirational Comedy set.

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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, But I don’t know where I am.”
The woman below replied, “You’re in a [...]

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Morris, on his 82nd birthday, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris strolling down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple days later the doctor called Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Morris replied, “You would be proud of me, [...]

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