A man walks into a bar with a sizable chunk of asphalt under his arm and says, “Barkeep, I’ll have a beer please, and one for the road.”
Related PostsTwo Men Drinking In A BarA man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

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A panda lumbers into a diner. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and opens fire on the other patrons.
“What are you doing?” asks a surviving waiter, hunkering amidst the carnage. As the panda heads towards the door, he produces a poorly-punctuated wildlife guide and drops it on the counter.
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