An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, “Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure chief, coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the [...]

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In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: “Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”
On another Septic Tank Truck: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
At a Proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit please back in.”
On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
On a Church’s Billboard: “7 days without God makes [...]

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