Two atoms are leaving a bar. When one realizes that he left his electrons back in the bar.
His friend asks, “Are you sure?”
“Yes,” he replies. “I’m positive!”
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Q: How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
A: An arm and a leg.
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Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
No? That’s odd — it’s all over town!
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Man’s walking down a country road and comes across a farmer with a three-legged pig. He asks, “Hey, how’d your pig lose a leg?”
The farmer replies, “Well, let me tell you a story. I was workin’ under the tractor when the jack slipped, pinning me under. This here pig ran in, re-set the jack, lifted [...]

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