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Man’s walking down a country road and comes across a farmer with a three-legged pig. He asks, “Hey, how’d your pig lose a leg?” The farmer replies, “Well, let me tell you a story. I was workin’ under the tractor when the jack slipped, pinning me under. This here pig ran in, re-set the jack, [...]

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