Q: What’s Brown And Sticky?
A: A Stick.
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead escape from prison one night. They run through the woods, through the fields, they cross streams and rivers, dodge snakes and bears. All the while, the police are after them. Finally, they can run no more and they find an old barn. They run to the barn and [...]

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Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: To put out burning camp fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To put out burning ducks.
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Patient: Doctor, I can’t stop singing Delilah and The Green Green Grass of Home. What the heck is wrong with me?
Doctor: I believe you have what is known as the “Tom Jones Syndrome.”
Patient: Tom Jones Syndrome? Oh, my. Is that rare?
Doctor: It’s not unusual.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “Whoa! Lady, that’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen.” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “That driver just insulted me!”
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Q: What’s grey?
A: A melted penguin.
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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
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Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: A fish.
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In the old wild west, a cowboy walks into a saloon, sits down at the bar and asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender serves him his whiskey and says, “You hear about the Brown Paper Cowboy? Hung him they did.”
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