This is a detective story, so pay close attention!

Three elderly ladies are excited aboutseeing their first baseball game.

They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniels into the ball park.

The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely, mixing the Jack Daniels with soft drinks.

Soon they realize that the bottle is almost empty and the game has a lot of innings to go.

Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players are on base?

Think!

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