The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqis…

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Scott Ott at Scrappleface is reporting that NASA has discovered a planet in our solar system is emanating transmissions resembling news but that are composed entirely of “trivia, gossip and perversion.”

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.

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Arthur Stanley Jefferson, who after changing his name to Stan Laurel became the Laurel half of Laurel and Hardy, was born on June 16th, 1890.

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by its stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

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Al Gore is jogging one morning and sees a little boy on the corner with a box. He’s curious and runs over to the child and says, “What’s in the box, little boy?”

The kid says, “Kittens, Sir, they’re brand new kittens.”

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Ham Sandwich Walks into a Bar

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Two ninety year old men, Joe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying, and Joe comes to visit him every day.

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“You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy and if there’s anybody you want to make happy, it’s God. Don’t skip church or do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong and besides the sun doesn’t come out at the beach until noon anyway.”

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