As usual, Scott Ott at Scrappleface is cracking me up today.

Bush: Schools Show No Evidence of Intelligent Design — (2005-08-04) — Entering the debate over the teaching of origins for the first time, President George Bush today said he sees “no evidence of intelligent design in America’s public schools.” …

After Ohio, Dems Map 50-State ‘Virtual Victory’ Plan — … “It feels so good to almost win,” said DNC chairman Howard Dean. “We now believe we can rally our base around the hope of down-to-the-wire losses in traditionally Republican districts coast-to-coast.” …

Bush to Senate Judiciary: Release Your Own Records — (2005-07-28) — The White House today called for members of the Senate Judiciary Committee to release all of their tax records and other personal documents so Americans can gain insight into the judicial philosophy and character of those who will help choose the next Supreme Court Justice. …

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