One day Sam was at the mall shopping when he meets his friend Abe just outside the jewellers. Sam notices that Abe has a little gift-wrapped box in his hands.

“So what have you just purchased Abe?” Sam asks.

“Well,” replies Abe, “it’s my sweet Rifka’s birthday tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for her birthday she said, ‘Oh, I don’t know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds in it.’”

“So, what did you get her?” Sam asks.

Abe replies, smiling, “I bought her a nice deck of cards.”