Morris, on his 82nd birthday, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris strolling down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple days later the doctor called Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”

Morris replied, “You would be proud of me, I’m doing just what you said Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’ ”

The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’”